I love your personalized adidas track suit. Where did you get it? Nordies? Well, no matter, I would like to offer you a trade. In exchange for one of your personalized F. Castro track jacket, and I know you probably have like three, I will offer you my Westpoint Military Academy PE shirt that I stole from my big brother or my copy of Spawn #1 signed by Todd McFarlane himself. Choose wisely, I eagerly await your response.
P.S. What’s up with that communism thing?