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October 3, 2007

I've been busy

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October 15, 2007

Sunday Morning Ride

Yesterday I did a ride that's a bit different than what I usually go for. Instead of 9pm, this one started at 6am. Instead of hipsters in v-necks smoking cigs, it was middle-age men in spandex drinking Vitamin Water. Yesterday, I rode the Long Beach Bike Marathon.

These things always start the same way. Everyone getting really pumped up at the sound of the gun, but then you have to ride at a walking pace for the first ten minutes due to the density of the crowd. After that, the pack started to spread out and I spent the rest of the course finding a peloton that suited my pace. But it wasn't towards the end till I found him, my drafting buddy.

This guy was wearing a baby blue one piece triathlon suit with neon yellow shoe bibs (you know, to reduce drag). He was kind of overweight, but was blisteringly fast on the up hills. I was content drafting him, riding inches behind his rear wheel, until I made the mistake of looking up. There are two specific reasons why bike shorts are black. One, pubic hair is black. Two, sweat can't make black any darker. When I looked up from my handlebars, all I saw was a dirty V of crack hair and swamp ass. I tried to get around him, but in the end he was too fast. When we finished the race, with me still behind him, we shook hands. But quite honestly, all I was thinking was "Please oh God, I hope he didn't scratch himself."

October 16, 2007

Honestly...


Do these potholders make me look fat?

October 19, 2007

King Taco in Long Beach


They finally opened reopened the King Taco that's somewhat close to Orange County. This one is on Long Beach Blvd and Pacific Coast Highway. For those who don't know, King Taco is the chain version of El Taurino a.k.a "The Best Fling Flanging Burrito Place in LA". I went there during my lunchbreak yesterday because I was really craving their sauce (even though I can only take a couple of drops of it). Anyways 15 mins to get there, 10 to order, 20 to get my food, and I ate the whole burrito in less than a minute. That's not even an exaggeration. I ate my burrito in the time it took this lady to stand up and get a napkin.

October 22, 2007

Burn Baby Burn


NASA's Earth Observatory has some pretty cool photos of the various brushfires around Southern California. See them here. The Los Angeles Times is updating the situation quite often via Google Maps. Very neat.

October 24, 2007

Are you ready?

Oakley Razorblades
When Doc Brown comes roaring up in his DeLorean saying "Marty there's no time to explain. Something terrible has happened in 1986!" I'm going to be ready.

October 31, 2007

Happy Birthday John Candy


Growing up, we didn't really do the Trick-o-treating thing. Conservative parents, homework, and the general sense of hysteria during the 80's pretty much kept my brother and I indoors. We'd sit and pass out candy, say hi to our friends who came by. It wasn't until I was 22 that I donned a costume and made up for lost time. So, it's been pretty simple to keep track of my outfits. Here's what I've been in previous years:

Sponge Bob
Domestic Violence Victim
The Hulk
A Menstrual Cycle
The Thing (this year)

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