So I'm here. At work. At work doing audits and taxes. Today we bought a piece of software called Number Cruncher and got all excited and said "NUMBER CRUNCHER, I FREAKING LOVE NUMBER CRUNCHER" thinking it was an old math game we used to play at school on the Apple IIc. No, stupid me, that game was called Number Munchers and you got to move a little pac-man type dude around the screen eating numbers and avoid baddies.
This one is called Number Cruncher, and you get to calculate earnings per share.
Now everyone at the office thinks I have a hard-on for financial calculation software.