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Talk dirty to me


With spring fast approaching and bikers coming out in full bloom, it seems timely to bring up the topic of cycling nomenclature. When out sunbathing at the beach or having a picnic in the park, you might overhear a cyclist's conversation that seems unsavory, perhaps even scandals. However, there is no need to cover the little ones' ears; these sayings are quite innocent and a normal part of wheelmen's discourse. Here are some examples of things that sound dirty to your average pedestrian, but are quite innocent in the world of cycling:
  • Come feel my thighs.
  • Who wants a shot of Gu in their mouth?
  • I'm going to hug your ass for the rest of this ride.
  • Campy gruppo.
  • My doctor gave me this cream for my saddle sores.
  • No fatties are allowed to ride my xtracycle.
  • Nice (bike) rack!
  • You just stripped my nipple.
  • I rode that one too hard and my tube went soft.
  • Let's have sex.

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