« NEW NEW NEW | Main | 7 Celebrity Names if they were to appear on Spongebob »

16 irresponsible things you should do this weekend


Why should those financial institutions who sold mortgage backed securities have all the fun? Look it's your life, get out there and live it. Here are 16 irresponsible things you should do this weekend.
  1. buy/sell drugs
  2. knife someone
  3. eat a whole box of donuts by yourself
  4. go streaking
  5. make an "ethnic" friend
  6. steal things
  7. ride a bike with no brakes
  8. tear the labels off of mattresses
  9. pee in public
  10. hit on girls way out of your league
  11. talk to yourself in the Walmart gun aisle
  12. see how long you can practice nunchucks in front of your roommate before they punch you
  13. go to a gay bar and get free drinks
  14. run up a credit card debt, pay off that credit card with another credit card, keep this up until you max out all your cards
  15. go to a Japanese restaurant and insist that they serve you fugu. Attempt seppaku with a chopstick if they refuse
  16. walk barefoot in the subway
Hopefully on Monday morrning, the federal government will give you 700 billion dollars.

About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on September 22, 2008 7:25 PM.

The previous post in this blog was NEW NEW NEW.

The next post in this blog is 7 Celebrity Names if they were to appear on Spongebob .

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.