Why should those financial institutions who sold mortgage backed securities have all the fun? Look it's your life, get out there and live it. Here are 16 irresponsible things you should do this weekend.
- buy/sell drugs
- knife someone
- eat a whole box of donuts by yourself
- go streaking
- make an "ethnic" friend
- steal things
- ride a bike with no brakes
- tear the labels off of mattresses
- pee in public
- hit on girls way out of your league
- talk to yourself in the Walmart gun aisle
- see how long you can practice nunchucks in front of your roommate before they punch you
- go to a gay bar and get free drinks
- run up a credit card debt, pay off that credit card with another credit card, keep this up until you max out all your cards
- go to a Japanese restaurant and insist that they serve you fugu. Attempt seppaku with a chopstick if they refuse
- walk barefoot in the subway