The family that e-mails together, stays together

Dad: Terry and I reroute transmission fluid cooling path and replace transmission fluid, because dealer wanted to replace the transmission for $5,000 that was too much.
Me: I'm thinking about blowing up my truck and getting awesome insurance money.
Richard: Not anymore since now there is an email record of insurance fraud.
Dad: Terry is joking and the truck going to be fine for long time.
Me: UNTIL IT EXPLODES!
Mom: Terry, don't blown up (sic) your car.
