Another conversation with HR
HR Lady: Terry, stop hiding people's keys.Pssst, I lied, it was me.
Terry: That wasn't me. Also I don't think it counts as hiding if they're in plain sight
HR Lady: You paper clipped xxxxx's keys to the ceiling above her head
HR Lady: She can't get to them.
Terry: Still, I don't think that constitutes hiding; maybe making them inaccessible.
HR Lady: Okay, fine, stop making people's keys inaccessible.
Terry: It wasn't me.